Living in the land of the neutered
Well, it's with great sadness that I report Robbie Phillips is hanging up the boxing gloves and leaving the ring of singles. Tomorrow he's bringing his dog Duke to the vet to have him neutered. Last week's speaker Brian Loritts just got a vasectomy. . . which I really think should be reffered to as being vasectomized. Matt and Elaine have moved on to a better place. Alas, we of pure minds and hearts focussed solely on God are a dying breed.
Stay strong my single brothers and sisters.
Stay strong.


2 Comments:
Matt your wisdom has never astounded me more. . . and by "a better place" I was referring to how many people describe death. hehehe.
CALL ME and ask me about my genius class. dude it's ridiculous
I have now joined you in the single ranks. Focus, wax on, wax off.
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